Ah, Goodwill. The magical place where one man's trash becomes another man's treasure. Or it just stays trash, and sometimes it's really fucking weird.
Ahhh! Just the thing I need for my fishstick-themed living room. The Gorton's Fisherman in candle form!
This clearly drunken pig momma sneaks her babies into the bar under her coat.
A voodoo doll from prairie times! Or maybe it's Aunt Jemima and a sock monkey's love child.
Is it an egg? Is it a pig? Why does it have spots like a cow??
How romantic! Nothing sets the mood like a Backstreet Boys candle tin. Smells like mediocre pop music with a slight hint of homo-erotica.
A globe filled with hair! Gross!
This pig is feelin' sexy!
Weird face club.
A sick, possibly dead little girl to sit atop your cookie jar.
A globe holding a black family dressed in sailor suits. Maybe they're a doo-wop group.
Charlton Heston as Moses, or dial-a-commandment.
Naked Barbies! Plastic pink dildo?!
Truly terrifying Halloween candle holder that was in no way ever meant to be this scary.
A domesticated snake charmer basket.
A square soccer ball!
Don't break your toe on that soccer ball!
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